“We return to see our heros face yet another hord of chaos dwarfs.

Dorfs to receive and straight away they lay the smack down on the poor hums. A few chances to secure the ball all failed before a goblin caught a scatter an their drive was on the way.

The rest of the first half saw poor ball handling from the dorfs and horrible footwork from the humans.

Both Jassim and Trey a spectator who was pulled from the crowd and forced into a kit bit the dust and Doc Jock was only able to turn Jassims death into a broken leg.... seemed more fitting to put the poor boy out of his misery. No one like paying severance package.

Second half hums to receive 8 hums to 9 dorks

a stunning play and the dorfs are down a player humans make a dash up one flank but the bulls speed cannot be beaten the harvey dodges for the td but the bull takes him down. The bull goes on to retrieve the ball.

But harvey is not out a stunning blitz takes the ball carry bull down and the melee continues.

Harvey finally retrieves the ball and with a little of nuffles grace and some fancy footwork finaly puts down the touch down.

Somewhere in the battle Harvey "The stunnty" finaly pickup the injury that will no doubt end his career he was the most useless catcher this coach has ever seen and wont be missed.

After the kick the dorfs couldnt get their moment back, The bulls could not secure the ball and the blockers couldnt put the hurt on.

End result 1-0 is this the start of the "Human League Winners" rise to fame....

... tune in next week to find out”