“E.L.F. Season XXVII
Game 1 Scoring
Baseline: 13 points (both teams' TV between 1401-1600)
Win: 10 points
TDs differential: 3 points (4 TDs for/1 TDs against)
Casualties: 3 points (suffered 2 CAS)
Bonuses: 0 points
Cat C (Bones & Moans): 0 bonus points
Total: 29 points

A nice first game of the E.L.F. season for the Wood Walkers. Was trying for the shutout, but Shelly Johnson snaked a dodge on a blitz in T16 that could have reached the ballcarrier. Fun game though, and no permanent injuries for the cast since Bobby already has -2 AV. He'll just have to miss an episode, then he'll be back. Money was excellent, gained FF and MVP went to Major Briggs, thus giving us 2 skills for the game.

Thanks for a fun game, gollumullog. Too bad about JFK, but he should still be able to hurt people when he returns. Funny that Hack Enslash went out on the T1 Blitz! and never actually took a turn. I have had similar luck with chainsaws. I think I had 2 Blitzes! and 2 Pitch Invasions that favored me. Nuffle must want us to have a good season ;)

Skills (2):
Special Agent Dale Cooper II - (5 2) Strip Ball. Last time around, Agent Cooper was the Tackler. Let's see how this works out. Glad he was able to skill up first game.
Major Garland Briggs - (2 5) Guard. Being on the LOS, Major Briggs needs to protect the other cast members. This should make it a bit harder to push them around.”