“Game conceded due to obscene slowness and onrushing ennui.

After scheduling, my esteemed opponent took 13 minutes to bother to turn up in the game (I was just about to write a ticket asking to be unscheduled).

He then proceeded to take almost 4 minutes EVERY turn (including one in which I timed him out to encourage him to speed up), despite playing vs few beasts for most of the half (4 CAS, 3 KO). How an experienced coach takes over 3 minutes to move norse vs 4 beastmen/CWs I have no idea.

Added to this the complete lack of chat, I got very bored and - given that the CAS count made it an ok concession - decided I did not want to play another 45 minutes sitting there watching him not moving players.

Commiserations to his next opponents until he learns to play at a decent pace.

Have fun, and please learn to play faster. Such slow play makes baby jesus unpleased.

Pythrr.”