“Well, what can I say? Two games, two 3-0 blow outs. I made sure I wasn't tanked for this one and it appears that Nuffle decided he would adjust things accordingly. Now I gave up complaining about dice a long time ago because it not only does no good, but also makes you very irritating to your opponents. Azure played a great game, as expected. He rightfully took advantage of his opportunities as they presented themselves and by the start of the second half I didn't have much hope of fighting out of it. Thankfully my regen rolls were the only good news of the day. My team would likely be decimated right now if they hadn't been so kind. It still wasn't enough to save poor Billy Mays, but rumor has it that the front office is trying to sign either Heath Ledger or the brand new Amy Winehouse to the team as his replacement. That will have to wait until next week though as they were busy working out a deal with the teams fourth ghoul, Hershel Dead-Walker.

16th place is starting to look very attainable for this tournament. I hope this terrible streak I'm on is being paid forward to the regular season when it actually counts for something. Unfortunately, if I don't start scoring some TDs I'm likely not going to have enough SPPs to make much of a difference.

I will leave you with my Blood Bowl thought of the day:
Bad dice are the Blood Bowl equivalent of VD; they won't always kill you, but they can really make it burn when you pee.
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