“The brave frogs of Capital City faced off against some chaos dudes from whocaresland. To shore up the frog line, the coach had brought in the famed star skink Hemlock.

The first half went just as planned. The frogs received and scored on a tightly controlled offence. The chaos team suffered two casualties and the ball was quickly wrestled away from the haphazard chaos offence. Hemlock was on fire the whole first half. Time ran out with the ball still on the pitch but it was more a matter of preventing a second frog touchdown. The frog coach was jubilant as the final seconds ticked by, congratulating himself on how wise he'd been with getting Hemlock to play. Then, just as the ref was reaching for the whistle. A terrifying crunch from the pitch. What happened? Hemlock was lying face down, a whistling beastman idling away from the scrum where Hemlock had been just knocked down, wiping goo from his hooves.

With Hemlock off the pitch the frogs lost heart. Defence started ok with the well drilled aerial assault popping the ball free from the chaos cage, but then nobody quite knew what to do and the score was evened on chaos turn 5. The frogs were still down men and the offence set up was bungled and the chaos team was able to reposition it's own defensive line just as the kick went up. The sideline dash rush didn't even get over the half line before the ball was headbutted free.

End result: 1-2 for chaos dudes. Vili's knee was smashed and Erno's taking a break from training.”