“One to be sung through the ages! From the thundering wheels of road warriors to the pounding tonnage of Hacienda Dolores' orcs, today we witnessed bloodbowl!

Hail to Berserker Eric who bleeds two orcs! the apothecary saves one, but the head of Ohnesorg is claimed! Let the light fade from the eyes, and join the others in his collection!

and to Fast Taker, brave lineman of the LOS! Exit to the right, and speed home with a sonic boom! No speed limits on the road to Hell!

and the day was won by F.M.P., both the pass to Trail of Flames, and a full quarterback run to the endzone brings us victory in front of thousands of raving fans! HAIL mighty agility one!

the treasure is almost complete. and the full army shall awake!”