“As a prime example of what happens when calm heads do not prevail, the coach of the depleted Jams and Jellies team foolishly challenged the up-and-coming Tiny Explosions squad to a match to determine the best among the currently competitive Goblin teams. Deemed 'Gobbo Wars I' by the Jams coach, this match had everything we've come to know and love from goblin teams, including insane luck, horrible ball-handling, and yes, lots of flying goblins. When all was said and done, the Explosions had triumphed, though not without a certain flair for the dramatic.

During the post-match press conference, the Jams coach had an understandably conciliatory demeanor about him when he said "Dammit, we wuz robbed! Our gobbos are BETTER than their gobbos, and we can't pick the dang ball up with rerolls out the wazoo, but they can pick it up right next to our guys, run on down the pitch with it, hand it off to each other, then run an ogre over there and hurl that little bastard down the pitch? That's just horse dooky, pardon my french!"

When informed of the Jams' coach's comments, the Tiny Explosions' coach simply smiled, shrugged his shoulders and said "for a coach who goes on and on about 'just win, just win', he sure does whine a lot."”