“The dwarves were strong and gave us an early beating, but an impatient failed throw left the door open, Xiaolongnu slipped in and sending Kunlun Toad away for the opener against the run of play, injuring a dwarf along the way.

With just 11 players available, the death roller was forced on to the pitch, using up the bribe, and guaranteeing a non-appearance in the 2nd period. When another dwarf got killed, Coach Aishah was always up against it and never really stood a chance of tying down the fast wolves and ghouls, as regeneration continually came to our aid and kept our numbers high for the entire match despite the numerous knockouts and injuries the dwarves inflicted.

Cory Grottyorc, bloodied and tired, was heard exclaiming, "Where did they keep coming from? How many do I have to break!?"

Dead dwarf Aaron Fastorc was welcomed as a zombie into the Pig Sty Alley ranks - we take anybody in! With Coolie needing a trip to see the Axe Gang, perhaps Aaron can cement a place in the side like Cereal Bar. The former thrall is now 73 games into his Pig Sty Alley career and a star performer in the mauls!

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