“The new ogre franchise "El Ogros Reales" started their first HH Season with a match against the returning underworld crew, "Hubba Hubba Hubba." The underworld weighed in 260k heavier than El Ogros So Nobbla Blackwart took to the field complete with chainsaw and bribe stuffed firmly into his back pocket.

El Ogros chose to receive although after Nobbla's chainsaw kicked back on the first offensive move of the game, the underworld thought that the day would be theirs. Fortunately for El Ogros the Underworld's first turn ended almost as quickly when their 4ST uber-rat, Ringmaster burned a re-roll on a 2d block and only saw 2 both downs.

After some typically stupid play from the ogres, the underworld capitalised and scored in turn 4. 1 snot dead, 1 seriously injured and 1 badly hurt already yet these were to be the only snotling casualties of the day. 1 rat KO'd and 1 gob sent off with more to follow.

Following the restart Nobbla demanded vengeance and killed the uber-rat Ringmaster with the first offensive move of the drive, although the apo reduced this to mng. This was his last move of the game as he was promptly KO'd and sat the rest of the game out, his bribe already spent. El Ogros soon scored with Jaime 1 " El Conquistador" throwing Letizia Ortiz Rocasolana who ran 2 GFIs to tie the score.

The second half was epitomised by stupid ogres, a stupid troll, snots unable to leave the troll's tentacles and good old fighting. The snot of the half was Maria le Reina de Inglaterra who prevented an early underworld score by playing the part of roadblock in the face of the rampaging ball-carrying, block, mighty blow skaven blitzer Ash, en route to the endzone. All Ash had to do to ensure the TD (and probabaly the win) was flatten the snotling and keep on running. Unfortunately for Ash his 3db ended with SKULL SKULL SKULL, with the re-roll already spent preventing the troll going stupid.

The underworld did everything they could to recover the ball and score but the ogres stalwart defence ensured the game ended in 1-1.

El Ogros left the field celebrating the draw as though they had won the season whilst the underworld were in reflective mood, questioning how they lost a game they surely should have won.”