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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2012-06-14 15:08:21
TV 1610k Chaos Chosen
1
Winnings 20k
9000 Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
Inducements:
Dark Elf TV 1520k
5
80k Winnings
Spectators 11000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor +1
0/3/1 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
 
 
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#1
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-
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15
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10
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#2
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7
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4
-
#3
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-
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16
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5
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#4
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-
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16
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5
1
#5
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14
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6
-
#6
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-
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12
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4
-
#7
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-
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7
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-
-
#8
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-
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1
5
4
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1
#9
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6
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5
1
#10
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-
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-
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4
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4
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#12
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
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17
4
-
TOTALS
1
-
-
-
1
8
117
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17
47
3

#2 Spike – Dead (RIP)
#6 Applejack – Damaged Back (NI)
#7 Apple Bloom – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
#10 Fluttershy – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
Don´t believe a world that wretched elftrainer is trying to tell you. I am no gentleman, I am a bloodthirsty, deathbringing killingmachine forged by dwarfs, giants, rattlesnakes, your grandmother, MacGuver and a piece of rubberband that was found in the woods.

He is clearly trying to undermine my highly respectable position as a furious Chaostrainer. The dice had nothing to do with it, I just enjoy being kicked around once and awhile. I could have taken him at any moment.

Having sad that. Lets go to the game. He pulverized me. Highlights from the game include:
Coach cameronhawkins pulverizing my team.
Coach cameronhawkins killing my Chaos Warrior Named Spike after the cute little babydragon from the cartoon My little pony, friendship is magic. You should really be ashamed! (He was weak and deserved to die!)
Coach cameronhawkins Scoring goal after goal and NOT giving me the ball!
Coach cameronhawkins pulverizing my team yet again.
Princess Celestrial being a primadonna and not wanting to get her claws dirty. She apparently had them colored navy blue and the color of blood doesnt work with it.
Coach cameronhawkins pulverizing my team, yet again! and again.

Finally, you are not a gentleman because you play blood bowl infront of your computer wearing high hat, monocle and a walking stick of silver. You are a gentleman because you are born one.

Cheer old mate. Rematch when I have convinced Nuffle to give me some rolls from the good side.

BASTARD!
Player Performances
 
 
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mvp
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#1
1
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3
16
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6
5
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#2
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2
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4
14
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10
-
#3
1
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3
16
-
4
3
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#4
1
1
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-
-
4
16
-2
8
5
-
#5
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2
1
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4
12
4
11
3
-
#7
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16
-
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2
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#8
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1
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1
16
-1
6
2
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#9
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2
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2
16
5
6
1
-
#10
1
-
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-
3
16
-
7
3
-
#12
1
1
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1
9
16
3
15
6
-
#17
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6
-
-
1
2
TOTALS
5
7
3
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1
33
160
9
63
41
2
This was an unfair dicing against a coach who was friendly, funny, and courteous.

Highlight were a hilarious throw in where the crowd went to great lengths to give me the ball, a minotaur that just couldn't get his act together, 2 failed bribes, and a nasty journeyman foul.

Coach Hrafne was hilarious, and a gentleman throughout. Rematch anytime, sir!
 
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