“Storm clouds swirled inside the goats locker room and it was soon apparent it was not just steam from the showers. Horns drooped and Lions wimpered as all soon realized they were about to be in the uncomfortable presence of the Shadow Void. "YOU USELESS CHEESE EATING EXCUSES FOR CHAOS...", boomed the Unseens voice. "NEVER HAVE I WITNESSED SUCH A WEAK AND PATHETIC USE OF ALL THAT I HAVE GIVEN YOU." The team cowered as one...but all eyes were helplesssly drawn to JealousGuy who was in the obvious pain grip of the Unseen. "YOU JelousGuy ARE THE WORST! I HAVE BLESSED YOU WITH A DOUBLE MUTATION AND YOU CAN'T EVEN KNOCK AN ELF DOWN LET ALONE HURT ONE! AND TO "PRETEND" YOU WERE KNOCKED OUT FOR THE REST OF THE GAME WHEN I SUPPLIED SMELLING SALTS JUST INSULTS ME EVEN MORE!!! With this last being spoken JelousGuy shook from horn to hoof as his Razor sharp Claw was gripped by an Unseen hand and dragged down his flank. "THATS WHAT BLOOD LOOKS LIKE YOU DOGS...AND THE NEXT TIME I SEE IT, IT HAD BETTER BE THE BILE THAT RUNS INSIDE THOSE ORCS OF KANO"S TIDE...UNDERSTAND?" And with that the cloud evaporated...all was quiet except for the wimpering of JealousGuy as he licked his wound.

"So..." said Conspiracy, the newest recruit, "was that the coach?"”