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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2012-07-18 03:22:08
Brandon Cheat Kings
TV 1210k Goblin
Kryten
3
Winnings 70k
14000 (2 FAME) Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/0/1
Inducements:
Replay
Dice Stats
Yellowknife Perpetrators
Underworld Denizens TV 970k
happygrue
2
30k Winnings
Spectators 2000
Fanfactor No change
1/0/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, Star player Skitter Stab-Stab
Player Performances
 
 
td
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int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
Five Minute Major
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-
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-
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7
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1
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#3
My claven!
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-
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15
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3
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#4
Captain Concussion
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-
-
-
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6
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1
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#5
Defeat
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16
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2
-
#6
Bobby "not quite" Orr
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16
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4
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#7
Punch Drunk Peter
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-
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2
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-
-
-
#8
Irish Hockey Dancer
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16
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3
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#9
Yahtzee!
2
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1
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8
10
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15
1
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#10
My nose is fine!
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1
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2
14
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5
3
1
#11
Mr. Own Goal
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14
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2
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#13
Slashin' Sammy
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6
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4
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#14
Leap for the Lulz!
1
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3
16
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28
4
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#15
Simon Tongue
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-
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16
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9
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#16
John Duhhhh
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1
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1
7
16
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6
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TOTALS
3
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3
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1
20
170
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48
43
1
Player Performances
 
 
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int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
Hilda "The Hun" Jones
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1
5
16
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8
-
#2
Vinny "Vandal" Smith
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-
-
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-
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7
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7
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#3
Vi "The Viking" Sarsgaard
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10
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6
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#4
Ian "Inquisition" Mortimer
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4
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1
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#5
Billy "The Brutal Kid" Li
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16
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13
3
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#6
Cameron "The Celt" Tully
1
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3
16
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5
4
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#7
Scotty "Scotch" McPeters
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13
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4
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#8
Danny "Dirk" Gently
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11
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3
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#9
Gary "Garrote" Brown
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9
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2
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#11
Doris "Dirty Pickaxe" Penny
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2
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TOTALS
1
-
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1
8
104
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18
38
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#11 Doris "Dirty Pickaxe" Penny – Dead (RIP)
“The Perp's inaugural game was about what could be expected from a band of misfits trying to jump up to the big leagues. Coach 'grue said about the match "About as much damage as I expected, but I was surprised that none of it was from our own players hurting each other. These guys might just work out!"

Skitter Stab-Stab is expected to become a regular fixture at the team's matches, as he is a distant relative of coach happygrue's (they are not close by blood but they share over four thousand cousins) - though that may be called into question if the fans continue their heckling. Skitter scored the first Perpetrator touchdown but was taken out shortly thereafter by a rock thrown from the stands. Skitter was unable to be reached for comment.”
 
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