“"'Dem faddies are com---!' screamed that grotter Repair just before the dorf with the Chainsaw tattooeed face smooshed himz with that loud wet crackin' sound. We was assaialed by the dorves an' it got bad! Luxs was us that Mr. Mighty Morg and GlarSmash's boy were here collecting our shinies tribute that day. Saw Mr. Morg pop sum big meanie with wing ears when dey all tried to jump him! But the fight waz horribal! I puts hexes on the really angry looking uns that tried to hit our big uns so dey was always scaredey! So many UnderClan got smushed hard that day, I was real sad.

Den Mighty Lordie Tzeentch gave my brainbox a gift of 'DA-DA-DA-DOOOM'! It made all duh dorveses boots sticky and they couldna jumped or hit whatever UnderGoblin was screaming deir successive importantness.

Den dat chainsaw biggie went and whumped me real good in the 'ead. Never used to say 'ead like ' 'ead ' before... So da doom spell gone too. Is a real sad day now but back den we drove em baddies out!


Still not shore what UnderRepair was trying to tell us neid'er... 'Comptrolling'? 'Combardeering'? Even he furgets."



Story of the only successful goblin defense of Mudalovin Keep in the Northern Wastes against the Dwarven race;

-Doom Sorcey, UnderAPuppy”