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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2012-07-19 06:06:05
TV 2240k Dwarf
0
Winnings 30000 (-40000)
17000 (2 FAME) Spectators
No change Fanfactor
Casualties 7/1/0
Underworld Denizens TV 1260k
2
50000 Winnings
Spectators 8000
Fanfactor +1
0/0/1 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Flint Ro'dorox 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
#2 "Keg" Grumpson 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#5 Willy "Blue Shoes" 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 1 0
#6 Poppy John Calhoun 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 1
#7 Meat Wagon II 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#8 Granite Ulfson 16 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 7 0
#9 Granite Shoe Joe 16 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 8 0
#10 Chainsaw Grum 16 0 0 0 5 0 10 0 0 6 0
#11 "the Bull" Durham 16 2 0 0 0 0 2 13 12 1 0
#12 Grim Lore Jacks 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
#13 Quibby Johnson 16 0 0 0 1 1 7 0 0 8 0
#14 Sean Fireforge 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#15 Grosmack Drumm 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
  Total 162 2 0 8 1 23 13 19 53 1

#1 Flint Ro'dorox – Dead (RIP)
#14 Sean Fireforge – Gouged Eye (MNG)
The nine wade into a goblin lair and it is thick with the green monsters. We wade in and are swarmed by the horde. Flint goes down as Morg lays him out for a RIP. Sean is draged down by the goblin scum. The Nine keeps laying into them and the goblin blood is a torrent.

Then all of a sudden a goblin shaman casts a DOOM spell of 1 on us. We fail our resistance roll and can not seem to roll above a 1 on a critical play.

After 16 turns the 9 climbs out of the slaughter pit of goblins and look around...Did we win?
Inducements: 1 wandering apothecary, 2 bloodweiser babes, 1 bribe, Star player Morg 'n' Thorg, Star player Glart Smashrip Jr.
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 UnderWear 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#2 UnderSky II 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
#3 UnderMoon II 11 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 13 1 0
#4 UnderBridge 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 1
#5 UnderHeaven 9 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 22 0 0
#7 UnderOath 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#8 UnderTruck 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#9 UnderMined 0 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 0 1
#10 UnderAPuppy 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#11 UnderNeath 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#14 UnderTheSecretary 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#15 UnderCover 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
  Total 86 0 0 0 1 11 0 35 18 2

#14 UnderTheSecretary – Broken Ribs (MNG)
"'Dem faddies are com---!' screamed that grotter Repair just before the dorf with the Chainsaw tattooeed face smooshed himz with that loud wet crackin' sound. We was assaialed by the dorves an' it got bad! Luxs was us that Mr. Mighty Morg and GlarSmash's boy were here collecting our shinies tribute that day. Saw Mr. Morg pop sum big meanie with wing ears when dey all tried to jump him! But the fight waz horribal! I puts hexes on the really angry looking uns that tried to hit our big uns so dey was always scaredey! So many UnderClan got smushed hard that day, I was real sad.

Den Mighty Lordie Tzeentch gave my brainbox a gift of 'DA-DA-DA-DOOOM'! It made all duh dorveses boots sticky and they couldna jumped or hit whatever UnderGoblin was screaming deir successive importantness.

Den dat chainsaw biggie went and whumped me real good in the 'ead. Never used to say 'ead like ' 'ead ' before... So da doom spell gone too. Is a real sad day now but back den we drove em baddies out!


Still not shore what UnderRepair was trying to tell us neid'er... 'Comptrolling'? 'Combardeering'? Even he furgets."



Story of the only successful goblin defense of Mudalovin Keep in the Northern Wastes against the Dwarven race;

-Doom Sorcey, UnderAPuppy
 
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