“To whatever degree–– big, or small, or miniscule–– that you get frustrated or upset at having your ass handed to you, some game, at some time has to qualify as the 'most upsetting game' that you've ever played. This would be mine.

Not because I lost, or expected to win, or my opponent was a unpleasant–– because none of these things is true.

Just... that indescribable feeling of having it seem as though you can do something, yet failing at every chance. That, immediately after what can only be described as the sweetest bit of Nuffle godsend in the first 2 turns (to get your hopes up). Mix that with a little "getting most of your good players killed or retired", a dash of Gnomes-roll-pows-on-almost-every block, a bit of 0-casualty-or-KO-sauce, and a very gratuitous helping of snakes and skulls.

Coach LoxelyAndy played a good game.
rematch anytime, sir.”