“A dark day for the 'Saws as team champion Pantheon moves on to the next life.

It was a promising match up for the orcs, but everything went against us. Relentless 1D POWs, DT-unaware dodging, constant early damage, and it was such a one sided affair that Coach Chainsaw's initial anger quickly dissipated and became resignation.

The apothecary was unwisely used on the goblin after it killed itself on a go for it, shortly after Deuces had been sent off and the thrower smashed up by the pomber elf blitzer which went on to claim Pantheon's scalp in the 2nd half.

As the black orc's lifeless body slumped on the grass, Coach Chainsaw looked across with a tear in his eye to the apothecary who was packing his already-used tools away and offered only a pitiful shrug.

Aztec and Major seemed to wake up after Patheon's death and started to play more like orcs, but with 6 on 11 it was too little too late as the 2nd half was as much a walkover as the 1st.

With money in the bank, the squad is refilled with fresh orcs, but they have big shoes to fill.”