“The opening match for the Blood Soaked Maniacs. Probably a little too much to drink before the match started. They looked across the field at wild beasts, and thought it was time to cause some pain. The only pain caused by the Norse was to the Norse. Failed pick ups, tackles, and more skulls then anyone had ever seen. Coach CastleMan was ready to throw in the towel, but decided to give his team some tough love. With razor blade at wrist, he watched his team fumble every attempt to do anything.

Coach Garrion picked up the ball and and ran all over the field. He beat up the Norse like they were gobbos.

Cheers coach, hell of a game.”