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Match Result · Stunty Leeg division
Match recorded on 2013-10-06 00:02:10
TV 1200k Chaos Halfling
0
Winnings 40k
20000 (1 FAME) Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 4/0/0
Inducements: 1 bribe
Goblin Cheaters TV 1070k+100k
4
70k Winnings
Spectators 14000
Fanfactor +1
2/3/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bribe, Star player Mad Gark the Tamer
Player Performances
 
 
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#3
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#4
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#6
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#7
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#9
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3
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#10
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16
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4
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#11
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2
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#12
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3
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#13
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14
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#14
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17
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3
12
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#15
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#16
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TOTALS
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#1 Chop – Gouged Eye (MNG)
#3 Pot Hat – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
#16 Bogo – Fractured Leg (MNG)
my other car is small man

edit:

3-4 minutes EVERY turn in a stunty game is a sign of deficient mind.

gg sir!

edit 2: do you see me " but insults and whinging post-game"? Where? Cite me or admit to being a LIAR sir. Where have I complained about losing? WHERE? All I did was make a comment about how SLOW you played. So stop making things up!

Edit 3:

Ok, where to start...

[1] you claim to have no idea who smallman is, so how can you be offended by my comparing you him (in a highly allusive and metaphorical manner)? You have no idea of the intent of my first comment, unless you are a mind reader.

[1a] You have really really really misunderstood. I would never give any form of credit to smallman.

[2] Where exactly do I say "you have a deficient mind"? Please quote me. You can't, as I don't. I made a general comment that is not in any way directed at you.

[3] Ouch. I'm very sorry you had a bad day. However, I'm really not sure how that is relevant to this conversation. I hope your calf heals quickly.

[4] Chainsaw's opinion on "gg" is irrelevant. It in no way represents "best practice" on fumbbl, and it is voiced by one of the site's well-known whining discontents.

[5] Did I "criticize"? Hardly. I commented on a few strange tactical decisions, but I did not criticize. These are two very different modes of discourse.

[6] Poor sportsmanship? Bollocks. This is your opinion, and I say your opinion is wrong.

gg

edit 4:

i did not imply. You inferred. These are entirely different things. Please look them up.

I look at myself everyday, and like what I see. And my reputation is between me and my gods, so to speak. Those who understand me get me, and that's all I need to be happy.

Calling Chainsaw a "whining discontent" is not maligning him. He openly admits to both whining and being a discontent, and we respect him for it. Honesty in all things.

Err, where did I say that the game was not fun? It was very slow, but it was still fun.

Also, I'm really not sure what I am supposed to be apologizing for? Weird.
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#6
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#9
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#12
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#13
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#14
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#16
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#90
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TOTALS
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Don't know that coach Pythrr but whoever he is, he can only be better behaved than you :\ As I said in game I'm sorry for your bad dice and I can understand some whining, but insults and whinging post-game? Take some time off FUMBBL if you overreact that badly. This is supposed to be fun.

Good grief, the game only lasted 61 minutes, that's hardly overlong! Do the maths - I did not take that long every turn by a long, long shot. You lost. Be a BIG man and get over it. Over and out.

Pythhr, the game summary 'my other car is small man' is offensive because;
i) you compare me in a clearly derogatory way to another coach (which, incidentally is ALSO an insult to Small Man, whoever he is);
ii) you do not give me any credit at all for the win, instead implying it is Small Man.

Saying I have a 'deficient mind' is also offensive.

Yesterday I had a horrible day, tore my calf muscle in a game of hockey and I will not be walking again for weeks, nor running probably for months. I was carried home but at least looked forward to a fun game on FUMBBL. Sadly, despite winning I did not really enjoy it at all. Your constant hounding of me to hurry up (often after only a minute, and despite the whole game only taking 61 mins), incessant complaining over rolls, saying 'gg' halfway through (which Chainsaw has recently and quite rightly complained about), and criticising the skill of my play, personally I found very irritating. All these things are poor sportsmanship, I'm sure on your side of the pond as well as mine. I'm not going to waste more breath on it but I do hope you can improve your behaviour against future opponents for their sake.

Last response:
Pythrr, Small Man was clearly a coach you dislike from comments in game, and you've just confirmed it in your own words in 1a. You also clearly implied I have a 'deficient mind' in your own words above, so good grief why bother denying these things now?

I do at least thank you for your sympathy on my calf. You are a good coach and obviously put a lot of time into FUMBBL with your management of OBBA. However it's fair to say you have developed a certain reputation yourself, I have heard of you before despite never playing you, and saw you on numerous blacklists (so it's not just my opinion, nor only the bile you've written above). I've had several games with Chainsaw and they were all fun, so if you think he's one of the 'site's well-known whining discontents' (btw you're publicly maligning ANOTHER coach there lol) maybe you need to take a hard look at yourself?

Let's draw a line there as I'm clearly not going to get an apology, and frankly don't care. However I do hope we both have more fun if we meet again. Let's at least agree that the game should be fun - I hope you can enjoy it in future, so your opponents can too.
 
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