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Round 1

OMG! Dorfs outblocked by flings! Almost out-CAS'd! Almost out-scored! The wizard nearly killed Jefferson with a lightning bolt, but the apothecary came through like a champ. The Touchstone came in rather handy in the first half, too bad FLINGS forced us to score early. The shame :( Then they counter-scored without needing to TTM. Man, our beards must be slowing us down. Fortunately, the Founding Fathers came through in the 2nd half and forced the flings into some uncomfortable spots. But really, the game was won on a failed dodge by a fling (and there was nary a Tackle nearby to be seen). Although Madison nearly punted the ball out of scoring range. But he redeemed himself with a couple of GFIs in the end to score.

Thanks for the crazy game, happygrue. I don't beat Legends often, but considering how good you played I'm going to enjoy this victory as if it wasn't against halflings ;)”