#4 Berserker Eric Avatar (Montey P. Moneybags) – Dead (RIP) #14 Hero! – Smashed Hip (-MA)
“Today's lesson is weakness brings death! After major partying with the green babes of Orcanawa, the Hellbound ride post haste to the lands of Tunnelten and meet the underworld!
These are games of pure offense randomly won by the gods of fate! And today, weakness brings death! All fouling was a tickle and even the dirty player is ejected on round one! Secondly, Berserker Eric misses the crucial catch to tie the score and DIES instantly for it! Take a vacation to the spiked wastes of Hades! Let the peeling of thy flesh serve to remind thee never to fail!
Only the Dark Avenger came to play! Squishing little uns and biting the head off of Llcchio!
These are games of pure offense randomly won by the gods of fate! And today, weakness brings death! All fouling was a tickle and even the dirty player is ejected on round one! Secondly, Berserker Eric misses the crucial catch to tie the score and DIES instantly for it! Take a vacation to the spiked wastes of Hades! Let the peeling of thy flesh serve to remind thee never to fail!
Only the Dark Avenger came to play! Squishing little uns and biting the head off of Llcchio!
Ride on!”