“I have to say this is one of the more unexpected matches I've ever seen. My team 'pacifistic' didn't live up to its name. Granted, the team has 0 mb, 0 claw, 0 po, 0 frenzy, 0 tackle, 0 dp. In this game, I made 0 fouls, and 0 rocks were thrown. There was no sweltering heat, or anyhting else to artificially remove players from the game. The opponent had a decent AV (10 x AV8, 2 x AV7). So this should be a mild game, right? And so it begins. Up until turn 5, no one leaves the pitch. The most interesting bit of the game is that I miss a handoff to a CW, nearly costing me the TD. There are a few punches in the second quarter, resulting in a KO and a BH human at halftime. With the apo still intact, that sounds like the quiet game you would predict...

After a brief mixup (we missed a turn due to a misclicked 'end turn' after a touchback) the second half commences peacefully, and at turn 3/2 there are still 21 players on the pitch.
But then, one after the other, the humans leave the pitch in the second half.
Cantero headbutts a chaos warrior, and leaves the pitch with a bloody nose.
Marcario prefers to tie up a diving tackler near the sides over dodging from him, and gets surfed.
Larrea dodges from a diving tackler, and gets knocked out.
Thrower Lezuan gets chainsurfed while holding the ball.
Lorenzo gets blocked and hurt badly.

At this point it's turn 7/6, and the humans are down to only 5 of their 12 players, and the pacifists have commenced passing play to skill some more players. But it's not over yet:

Thinking to save Renteria, who is in place to be surfed, DUBitativ moves two others to assist. Another chainsurf leads to the KO by crowd of Renteria, and the death by blitz of Bombillo. In all the carnage, the apo didn't have a clue of who to treat, so he wound up just shaking his head at the sidelines, leaving Bombillo without his much needed CPR. After a KO on turn 7, the humans are down to just Focio. "I'll stand him up so you can clear the pitch" coach DUBitativ says. Not trusting in armor rolls, I made 3 3die pushes, and Focio too went to meet his fans, leaving 11 pacifistic bewildered-beasts on the pitch to celebrate their victory.

(in total, 7 of the 12 removals were from a block, and 1 of those was the opponent's block)”