“FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLVI

"Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them. In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live ...forever."

'Lo there do I see a Chainsaw. NO, Buliwyf, don't charge towards it! Oh boy, here comes the chainsaw foul. Wait, what? Hack Enslash hit himself in the face? Well, Coach Stan wisely bought a bribe, so that's not the last we'll see of him I tell you.'

'Good score, Weath. Now we just have to defend for 4 turns against 'em. Oh, what's the ref saying to Coach Stan? He's laughing at his bribe and ejecting Hack Enslash? That's harsh.'

The Warriors of Valhalla managed to prevent the 1st half score with a very lucky 1 die blitz by Edgtho the Silent. The 2nd half we outnumbered the Undead but still weren't certain we could stop the dynamic duo of Gordon Brown and Morals (do those even belong together?) Our plan was to force them into an early score like they did to us 1st half, and then try and score with the time remaining. That's when things started falling apart for the Undead, literally. Players were leaving left and right to KOs and BHs, and All that is good died on the pitch and failed to regenerate. The duo moved forward and we surrounded them. Damn Morals kept escaping and I even used a reroll on a 2die blitz but only pushed him around. I did push him into a Norse sandwich and his luck ran out.

Weath recovered the ball and handed off to Roneth the Horseman. It was a replay of last game, and I told Roneth, 'if you fail to score this time I will geld you!' He scored. Now the team celebrates and waits to see if we face Orcs or Chaos. The Warriors care not, they do not fear Death.

Thanks for the game, Coach Stan, and for staying up late. There will be a rematch anytime you want it.

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