“Now this was a fun match against an excellent coach and team. Granted, the Random Chancers apparently pissed off some dark god at some point, with their players finding every nook and cranny of the pitch to trip over (including Tolbin destroying his ankle on on a GFI on what must have been a land mine left over from the last Dwarven team that played there). Gravity is, indeed, a harsh mistress.

On the bright side, Catcher Traako Darkmoon's touchdown was rewarded by the team's first random skill, gaining him the Dauntless ability on a standard roll. Now the little egomaniac's going to think it's okay to try and run over trolls on the way to the end zone.”