“XFL VIII Halflings - Round 1

A mediocre chef meant alternative measures were required. The war cry from 13 little squeaky flings was a loud, "Let's fight!" They ran at the Duros players and stood toe to toe - and Tauro's team was found wanting as they got smashed off the pitch by the 13 little warriors. Had he not had trees to keep it even, there would have been but 1 team in it.

As it was, 11 players made it to overtime. 13 Little Warriors received and advanced but the ball ended in the hands of Pulpo Fiction - game over. Or not, Skeld let out the battle cry, "DDDEEEEYYIIIIIIII!!!!" and put his little elbow in the blodge fling's face (POW!), knocking him out, picking up the loose ball, and winning the game as Ekiss died on a dodge early next turn.

What a game!

Edgtho and Haltaf didn't look too good after the game, but they're tiny viking warriors so have shrugged off their, er, injuries and are ready for round 2.”