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Badlands Season 3 - Orclands Conference Game #4

Da Maniorx came into da game knowin' dey were not facing no ord'nry gobbo team. Both teams knew dis was for da Conference Championship. Da Sneaky gobbos used deir skillz and packed more butts in seats dan da Ork fanz, and also palmed da coin. But da Maniorx fully expected da cheatin' to start early and often. Da LG trolls seemed to just want to push at first, so da bomber and da chainsaw had to take matters into deir own little green hands. But Poncey Pinot got carried away and fouled an Ork who was actually protecting da ballcarrier. Hogans took advantage of dis to steal da ball. But One Armed Bandit's aim was spot on and dat din't last too long. In da end, doh, da Maniorx were able to secure da ball and score. Da LG TTM attempt din't go too well but dey did taunt Y2K1 into fouling Ripper and den ratted him out to da ref. Ref took our bribe and sent Y2K1 to do showers.

Second half da discipline of da Maniorx forced da Lonely Goblin to use deir Wizard. He couldn't take down The Druck, but an intercepted bomb did. Den dere was a huge scramble for da ball wit it changin' hands many times. It looked for an instance like da Lonely Goblins were gonna tie it up, but dis was just not deir day and once again dey came up short. Clark finally secured da ball and nearly tripped on da goal line cuz he was showboatin', but he managed to stay upright just long enough for da TD to count. Den da fans sayd dey wanted more and da ref wound da clock back. WHUT!?! Dis ref must be a gobbo. A LG flying gobbo split de uprights, not at da goal line but between two Maniorx. Dey tried to get da ball back many times, but it kept bouncing away from dem and The Druck taunted a gobbo into pushing him den punched him in da face. Poor gobbo.

Good game, uzkulak, and well played. Da dice deserted you at all da wrong times. But you had a good season and I expect to see you in da playoffs. Good luck to you.

Da Anchor SPP Count
12 Games, 29 Blocks, 0 SPPs. No CAS, No MVP, No nutin'!
Worthless Troll!”