“The game looked to be a challenge but not one we couldnt handle, that assumption was quickly nulled. The very first thaing that happened, and happened in our firs match also, Bary Bashard (Ogre) took a Rock to the head - that was the first sign of trouble. We failed to get the ball from the Zons and they scored in turn 5. We decided to try our hand at a passing game, but we failed miserbly.

The second half was no better, infact it was far far worse, Johny Paul.. the lemon! decided it would be a good idea to give the ball to the Ogre for safe-keeping during the drive... the drive lacked any real enthusiasm and the team was soon rained on by Zonies, it was all too much for Bashard - he had had enough of being pushed around by these little yet stubborn ladies!, he decided to make a break for it and, ofcourse failed to dodge succsefuly.

Lineman 'Nathan James' died at the hands of one of these Ladies.

"Captian Lemon, get your act together!"”