“It's always easier to be chatty when you won so my report will be longer than Smeat's :p
The pillars had a revenge to take from last season as the Expats prevented us from accessing the cup!
Again the TV gap was quite impressive but 10k were missing to call Rammut, so inducements were spent on babes, wizard, Hack Enslash and a sniper.
After the set up the sniper was called and a rock hit the best saury in the face leaving him BH and the apo was called to get a chance to see him later on the pitch. Then the first half really started. The expats hit and tried to dig a hole in the defense meanwhile the Pillars were trying to hold the lines and decided to use clean their boots on the skinks. 2 skinks BH later on was getting away with the ball. Wizard was called and a third skink was out KO leaving the ball free. The expats were then left with one ball handler on the field. After couple of turns most of each team was regrouped around the ball fighting for it. Turn 6 after some cleaning of the TG Sekhetmet saw an openning and ran for the ball but tripped on it and it bounce towards Toutankârton and got tangled in his armor, ball carrier is now a TG :) Turn 7 Toutankârton is far away from the endzone and only Charpentier has a fair chance to run for it. So once the last skink was stunned it was show time, Tomb Guardian rush, gfi and quick pass (5+) wich failed but the ball bounced back to Charpentier who caught it!!! time for glory the skely ran for his life stop 6 squares away from endzone. Turn 8 a Saurus manage to mark the ball player but Thôt tot tot came to help and POW on a 1DB, Charpentier is free and a gfi later scores!!!!!
0-0 at the end of the first half was already great for the Pillars but 1-0 it was completly unexpected!!!
Second half the Pillars received and tried to cover the ball for couple of turns (sidenote: I need to learn to play chainsaw). Turn 2 they offered a 2DB on the ball carrier, stupid! Hopefully the blodger ball carrier survived and kept the ball. Next turn he even managed to dodge away in the back of the defense and while the rest of the team was slowing down the Lizards he ran to the endzone! 2-0. Only 6 lizard left on the field. The rest of the game was basic struggle to get the ball and cover it to prevent TD.

So I disagree with Smeat, you have to watch, well not all of the game but just the end of the first half :D
Fear the Khemris' elfball!!!”