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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2014-09-18 04:02:30
60k
3/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
2
-
1
13
131
3
26
26
1
#6 Beetal – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
#10 Hejazi – Broken Neck (-AG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
3
-
1
14
133
1
24
32
5
“This was a very fun game, with a friendly opponent.
Started off the game with a Blitz, but managed to find the ball deep in my end on a sideline with the Sure Hands/Extra Arms bestman. One of the 4 BT Ogres slipped free, blitzed the ball out, and after a return blitz from a beast, found the ball free for a Snot to hand off, and another run to run for their life.
An ogre joined them alongside the ball in mrt1212's end, but he managed a pow on the little guy, only to have the ball bounce to Dwight Freeney, who carried it home for a score. Up 1-0 at the half.
Received for the 2nd, but felt the pressure in turn 3. Tried to heave my Sure Hands snotling, only to have him crash down and BH himself, so I effectively punted.
He raced to pick up that ball and get it downfield. I had two big blocks to make in the half, only to have them both come up as 1's, re-rolled to yet more 1s. Fortunately for me, a failed GFI made a game of it late. I flooded the ball with dudes. My last turn (this cost me a WIN), my snot saw a player laying down next to the ball on the ground, and couldn't resist fouling him. He freed up a Beastman to get into the end zone with 2 GFIs. The ball was then picked up in a tackle zone or two, carried, GFI'ed with twice, and thrown/caught for the tie.
It was a long shot, but man, it was cool to watch.
Thank you very much, mrt1212. You're a fun, good-humored player, and I really look forward to playing you again.
GO ChARRRgres!!!”
Started off the game with a Blitz, but managed to find the ball deep in my end on a sideline with the Sure Hands/Extra Arms bestman. One of the 4 BT Ogres slipped free, blitzed the ball out, and after a return blitz from a beast, found the ball free for a Snot to hand off, and another run to run for their life.
An ogre joined them alongside the ball in mrt1212's end, but he managed a pow on the little guy, only to have the ball bounce to Dwight Freeney, who carried it home for a score. Up 1-0 at the half.
Received for the 2nd, but felt the pressure in turn 3. Tried to heave my Sure Hands snotling, only to have him crash down and BH himself, so I effectively punted.
He raced to pick up that ball and get it downfield. I had two big blocks to make in the half, only to have them both come up as 1's, re-rolled to yet more 1s. Fortunately for me, a failed GFI made a game of it late. I flooded the ball with dudes. My last turn (this cost me a WIN), my snot saw a player laying down next to the ball on the ground, and couldn't resist fouling him. He freed up a Beastman to get into the end zone with 2 GFIs. The ball was then picked up in a tackle zone or two, carried, GFI'ed with twice, and thrown/caught for the tie.
It was a long shot, but man, it was cool to watch.
Thank you very much, mrt1212. You're a fun, good-humored player, and I really look forward to playing you again.
GO ChARRRgres!!!”
Kick Off: Blitz!
Great! GREAT! He deftly maneuvers into position and Badly Hurts Istriana - that's why he doesn't show at all on the match report.
I get to work after he moves a on ogre next to the ball after the hop. I really need to remember this in the future but I don't need to assist the Minotaur except against Treemen when It's a 1 vs. 1. I attribute so much of my futility to this.
So Mino Blitzes...AND FAILS WILD ANIMAL, 1 reroll gone. I manage to get Duan to scoop up the ball and then somehow get down the field to what I think is a good position only to realize at that moment...4 Ogres have Break Tackle. I have to hand it to Apojar, BT Ogres are a menace!
Apojar captures what happens to result in his score but it was so inexplicable, every dice that had to come up the way it did in perfect order - I was flabberghasted, hand over my mouth the from turn 5 onward.
I kind of went on tilt about about the time he tossed his little snotling into the medical box. I 1d6'ed an Ogre that was within range of the ball and skull out, despite it being my only Block beastman. Duan, my extra arms surehanded Beastman is in prime 2d6 for that fresh as hell Ogre who just pounded the blitzer into the ground. Bone-heads on his turn. This is the kinda game it was.
Cut to turn on Turn 6 of the 2nd half - I'm 7 sqaures out from the endzone. I GFI because I am so paranoid about being within range of his little side stepping snotlings and I want him to roll the dice. So of course I fail it.
Now this is where the Utter Dicing kicks in. He fouls, I think because of something salty that may have been said between players - you know how ornery goats are - regardless, he fouls with his Diving Tackle snotling, opens up a path for a 3d6 Blitz with Block Beastman, then I need the following rolls
2+ GFI,2+ GFI (to get in End zone with blitzer),4+ Pickup,2+ GFI, 2+ GFI, 3+ Pass, 3+ Catch.
Dice Rolled:
4,2,3 Surehanded rerolled into 6,6,3,6,3,5
Samba has this at 16.1% odds
What a game! Apojar, truly a magnificent coach to go up against and I look forward to future games!”