“MLS Postseason 20 round 1

Through some convergence of horrible cosmic misfortune, the LA Galaxy somehow made it into the postseason. And they decided to shine tonight. After going up 4-0, they left off the accelerator for a bit and 2 brave elves paid the price. Omar and Tommy now have matching injuries, and one of them will probably get cut before next season. Can't carry so much niggling on the LOS. But Bryan Gaul won the MVP for absorbing something like 4 fouls without a scratch. The Lion Warriors were the real MVPs this game, scooping up loose balls and distributing them at will or scoring in a pinch. Robbie and Landon made it possible, and for a change Josh didn't suck!

Thanks for the game, mrbibitte3. No matter what you hear, we did not cast glamour on the field to make your guys fail every single GFI they tried. We're too honorable for dirty tricks... for now ;)”