“In the Wrestlers 80th match we face our first Ogre opposition! The Charrgers are a new team but with 2 wins under their belt. With injuries we arrived with just 2 fit Ogres in an 11 player line-up. Straight off a fan threw a rock to KO Bicep, which took him out all match. And a Witch had cast a stupid spell on superstar Lucan. Then we started off with 2 boneheads (even after rr) and it seemed hard times could be coming. As Ogres came past our dumb wrestlers were getting divided up. We set up a kind of cage in our half. With the blizzard making a fast approach difficult Jim hurled Lucan forward. It was a beautiful throw under pressure but the normally agile Lucan fell and was badly hurt! Again he leaves early. Dwight, a Charrger Ogre, tripped up in the snow next to the ball and so it left Shane with a chance to get the ball. He made it and managed to get a TD!
We did a quick, short kick and the Charrgers made a quick snap. They had 3 snots around the ball and then a snot got the ball forward. But he was alone and dodging through to him 3 snots took him down and out, with Waterboy also being stunned. They couldn't recover the ball and then a load of our snots made sure they couldn't get at it again. A fine snot defence! Their snot dirty player also needed apo attention after being pounded by Jim Breaks but we were down to 8 players v 11 for the second half.
With two pickup attempts bothed by the Charrgers Snotface had hopes of a steal but he couldn't grasp it either. After some juggling one of their snots got it and advanced. We were also losing snots to hard blocks. However an opening was left on our side of the pitch for Jim to rush across and take him down! Snotface couldn't steal the ball but it seemed maybe we could hold out for a win. Again they retrieved the ball but with a clash of heads Snotface and Shane took down the carrier. The crowd roared as it seemed for a moment that was the take down needed but the ball spilled to Manti Te'O who caught it! After a wrestler snot trip that meant a last second equalizer.
We had a brief time left to hit things afer kickoff but Jim somehow messed up his hit and the match ended.
After a bad start we got so close to a win but it wasn't to be. Fun match.”