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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2015-03-21 20:18:10
60k (-40000)
1/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
2
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1
12
148
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21
36
1
#8 Sir Trevor McChokehold VI – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#13 Burnalot Murderham IV – Serious Concussion (-AV)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
2
-
1
16
143
4
29
33
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#11 Dietrich – Broken Neck (-AG)
“This just in: We have breaking News... Team.
Nice write up! :D
First half was a disaster for the vile, nasty Dark Elves, replete with fails of all sorts but the quad skulls were particularly nasty and shaped how the rest of the half was going to go. The good and benevolent Dark Elves took advantage and, knowing they led a charmed life, risked a stall to end the half 1-0. The tide slowly turned in the second half and through it all it still seemed likely that our heroes would go up 2-0. And then it was tied 1-1! The players blamed poor coaching, the coach blamed poor playing, the fans blamed a lack of fouls... there was plenty of blame to go around!
Regardless, OT was a fresh start and proved to be as kind to the Dark Elves as it was mean to the other Dark Elves. Well played, and see you next time!”
Nice write up! :D
First half was a disaster for the vile, nasty Dark Elves, replete with fails of all sorts but the quad skulls were particularly nasty and shaped how the rest of the half was going to go. The good and benevolent Dark Elves took advantage and, knowing they led a charmed life, risked a stall to end the half 1-0. The tide slowly turned in the second half and through it all it still seemed likely that our heroes would go up 2-0. And then it was tied 1-1! The players blamed poor coaching, the coach blamed poor playing, the fans blamed a lack of fouls... there was plenty of blame to go around!
Regardless, OT was a fresh start and proved to be as kind to the Dark Elves as it was mean to the other Dark Elves. Well played, and see you next time!”
"You always say that!", retorted Axeman, frantically smashing a huge axe between each of his fingers in turn, faster and faster. "You always say you got a bad feeling about this game"
"Whatever, when we get back without you, I'll take your cushy 10:30 slot on BBC2"
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"Marines!" barked Crunchfight, reprising his role of a sergant from the office christmas production, "Get them!"
He opened his dictaphone and began hurling timeworn idioms and rhetorical questions, everything his training had prepared him for. Funny thing, they all involved skulls, and at least two of them
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"RAAAAAAAAH!" opined Tesla, smashing skulls. "RAAAAAAAAAH!"
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"Just tell me one thing", demanded Roarwrath, readying for another blitz, "we're going in there to destroy them, right? Not to get the ball, not to stall, but to wipe them out?"
"You have my word", replied Alagiaaargh, as he thunderously and ineffectively kicked crotches.
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Roarwrath looked behind her at the smirking lineman who'd tripped her up, allowing Hudson a clean throw to win. Game over man, game over.”