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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2015-03-28 08:11:47
TV 1220k+50k Orc
2
Winnings 70k
14000 (2 FAME) Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/0/0
Inducements: Card Blatant Foul
Skaven TV 1270k
0
10k Winnings
Spectators 5000
Fanfactor No change
0/0/0 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Performances
 
 
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cas
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mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
-
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11
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2
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#2
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-
-
-
-
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3
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-
-
-
#3
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1
-
-
2
17
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4
9
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#4
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-
-
-
-
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17
-
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5
-
#5
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1
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2
17
-
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7
-
#6
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-
-
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17
-
-
5
-
#7
2
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6
17
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23
4
-
#8
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-
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-
-
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17
-
11
5
-
#9
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-
-
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1
5
15
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2
-
#11
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-
-
-
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1
-
-
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1
#12
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17
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3
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#13
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-
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17
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3
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TOTALS
2
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2
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1
15
166
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41
42
1
before the game even started the hyena was telling me that hes cursed,i thought he may have been exaderating but then the game started.... and well ... yeah at least for this game nuffle was definatly angry with him about something.i wouldnt say that he failed at everything he tried but for the most part yes.id say failed at 80-90% of the time estimatly but definatly was ALOT. lots of ones and a couple skulls... luckily for him it didn't apply to injury rolls and all the rats made it through the game without permanent injury.i came in to the game thinking of a classic basher vs speed but turned out to be against the worst rolls iv seen.i thought I had some bad luck some games but never a game like this.i will be sacrificing a retired player to nuffle to keep from getting on his bad side :)
Player Performances
 
 
td
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cas
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turns
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foul
#1
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16
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6
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#2
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11
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4
-
#3
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10
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1
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#4
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6
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#5
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3
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9
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#6
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1
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1
16
-1
-4
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-
#7
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-
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1
5
11
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#8
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13
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2
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#9
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16
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1
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#10
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8
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1
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#11
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16
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2
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#12
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16
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TOTALS
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1
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1
6
142
-1
5
17
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#4 Dragon's Breath Jones – Broken Jaw (MNG)
First half was ugly, starting off with a quick snap with two +MA gutters on the LOS... and my other gutter 1s on the pickup. Not once, but twice. It... went downhill from there. Orcs score twice in the first half because of the terrible, terrible dicing.

Second half orcs receive and pound into the turf the rats that -did- manage to remain standing during the 1st half (when my rats didn't self-inflict themselves). It began with a go for it blitz by the rat ogre on turn 2 to the ballcarrier (doubleskull) and ended with, well, multiple incidents of bloodshed and mayhem.

I had a couple of good chances for picking up the ball, but the gutters rolled a 1 on Every. Single. Roll. And then the rat ogre started failing break tackles and every single block thrown (both downs everywhere). I'm not even kidding, look at the replay.

1S FOR THE 1 GOD! FAILS FOR THE FAIL THRONE!
 
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