“USL Season 22 Game #2

Ye olde Red Wolves of New Jórvík won the toss and elected to receive. A Quick Snap allowed them to reset and yon ball while it was still in yon sky. A bitter fight took place with ye olde mummies of Chinchorro, but Andrew Jean-Baptiste managed to get the TD. Although he did not technically get credit for the CAS, he did push the agile skelly Cristian Garcia into yon crowd who rended it limb from limb. Coach roadtoad opted not to use ye olde Igor, much to his later regret. The second half was a mirror of the first half with ye olde mummies dishing the punishment and ye brave Red Wolves leaving the pitch. A foul by Ramón Rodríguez nearly ended Thierry Henry's life, but fate was with Henry today and he'll live to run another day. Our only foul only resulted in a stun and an ejection. Ye olde ref is daft! The game ended with a failed 1 turn TD attempt as a skelly took a dive instead of pushing Henry into scoring range. Truth be told, I think we were a body short to set it up properly. Also, the pass failed. The whistle blew to end the game and both sides took the pitch to shake hands. Those who could still walk anyway.

Not a bad start to the season, 1-1-0. With the money from this game we should be able to afford a second Runner. Thanks for the game, roadtoad, and good luck with the rest of the season.”