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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2015-06-14 20:55:44
TV 1830k+50k Dwarf
0
40k (-10000)
18000 (1 FAME)
-1
0/1/1
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Chaos Chosen TV 1840k
1
70k (-10000)
11000
No change
2/4/1
Inducements:
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
2
-
1
9
121
-
10
34
-
#5 J. 'the Scythe' Dickinson – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#7 P. 'the Shackle' Henry – Broken Neck (-AG)
#8 P. 'the File' Revere – Dead (RIP)
#9 P. 'the Stamp' Randolph – Broken Jaw (MNG)
#11 R. 'the Level' Sherman – Gouged Eye (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
7
-
1
23
149
7
22
47
3
#5 Soremark Putriddung – Groin Strain (MNG)
#10 Loathfondle Rutdrink – Dead (RIP)
Complete @$$-reaming. Just as bad as our previous derp dicing tournament exit. This time it was all done by a single Claw/MB, not even any Piling On. Dice + Easy Mode = very unhappy Tools.
Epilogue: I almost forgot, the client f@#ked me too. On T14, I was trying to move Jefferson and do a hand-off to Madison. I had right-clicked Jefferson and selected hand-off action. Suddenly, the client switches to Madison, then back to Jefferson and chooses a stand up and end turn action. WTF!?! My only chance to score, albeit a very longshot one, was totally crushed. Of course, the Chaos derps were easily able to pick up the ball in a TZ, run away, make 2 gfis and a Long Pass only needing a reroll on 1 of the gfis. Of course, because nuffle loves derp.
Second Epilogue: Team's 10th loss (39/3/10). Really thought we would hit 40 wins before 10 losses, but nuffle said 'hahahahaha, silly dorfs'”