“The WMDs faced us again, with suspiciously similar results, only one Ogre knocked around this time, the replacement for the #16 they got last time. Again, 9 to 1 casualties, disastrous fouling attempts, the fans abandoning us, Bomber not doing a thing, and them putting us off the pitch quicker than ever.

https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3699334

Last game, same as this game, only the WMDs in better shape now and better at their work. We couldn't get near the ball when they had it, Babbling couldn't land a dodgy throw by Bully for the half-time show, and their quick blitz sorted us out in the second, before the ref gave us an opportunity to surrender which we took.

Not even a green thing for the pot today, though old Kibble has promised to up his game with the fouling, so we'll see. Brutality indeed, our conventional display of it pales in comparison.”