“The weather forecast called for a flurry, but a blizzard broke out - in the skies AND on the pitch. The match started off very poorly for Hamlinn, despite the manic flouting efforts of the coach. A few quick turnovers coupled with powerful blows from the undead nation, and the Tiger-Rats had to make a desperate attempt at a goal line stand with nothing but a rookie Linerat, two Gutter Runners, some bubble gum and half a roll of dental floss. A key hit was made by Wiskerlicker and the speed of the rats took over.

From there, weathering devastating hit after devastating hit, the Skaven side played keep-away using their agility and a timely toss. It really is amazing what those rats can hang onto when it's covered in havarti. Even the intimidating strength of opposing Blitz-ra Bull Dozer wasn't enough to scare them away from the spiky pig-skin.

In the end, the weather cleared, the pitch nearly cleared as well, and the Hamlinn Tiger-Rats handed the promising Khemri team their first loss, surely a rare sight in the coming months. To add insult to injury, it seems that those dirty rats also scampered away with the majority of the gate, using the chaotic cheering of the pro-rat crowd as cover. An investigation into any misdoings is underway at the request of Coach Stanley.”