“We welcomed some more Chaos Dwarves into our shop today, hopeful they'd be as keen on the business of buying as the last lot! We had no idea, what a day.

Our receive, always sensible, we settled into the standard play, and they stood off a little, tackles aplenty at the wait, stunned our seagull, and so Clive (I demanded he not feed just yet) put young Post Trauma over the top of the lot and he ran it in, lovely, equal top scorer for us now with his 7th.

Their go, they struggled to pick the ball up as Leif pounded their hobgoblins into a bloody mess (the star, I Wish I, being patched up by their apothecary). Gunner found himself able to run for the ball, but a snake was there to bite him when he got it and our apothecary was also busy saving him from a tragic death! Lad needs to be more sure of his feet.

So that was it really, the rest of us put the boot in for sympathy with Gunner, and the ref went mad banning us all, while their filthy discerning Dwarves, mostly super-star Sestus, got on with selecting some fine casualties from our stock. We fouled him off, but he recovered for the second half.

They got on with stalling again, and we got on with pounding them. Unfortunately, with so few left on the field, and both trees neglectfully feeding (I'd not screamed at them at all to keep moving, poor coaching), their monster Sestas did to both of them, Leif missing next, and Clive cut down. We performed a ritual fouling with the last two boys for the full-time show, for our 5th return, stunned muppet our 5th ban in 10 fouls!

Funeral pie galore. The lads won't sit strait for a day or two with bellies this full, fit to burst. Two of the originals are gone.

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Clive Barker, 30 games, 193 blocks, 10 casualties returned, uncounted TD throws.

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Cricked Neck, retired in his honour, 31 games, 2 TD, 1 cas.

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Aching Back, 16 games, nothing much to show for it.

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Wreck D'Ankle, 8 games, picked up a casualty on a hot day from some Undead, and a broken neck this game.

The team will recover, Edward Woodward is keen to join the returns counter for the next game, and Fronzen Shoulder is staying on to assist. 14 blocks! Good lad.”