“Rotters in the rain. What a terrible smell, put the lads off no end.

They got the kick but we blitzed them! Bully doing the deed. A short throw and poor landing saw a green thing off rather than off with the ball, typical. Bully's target, Hero, immediately took a mighty clawed vengeance, and that was it for the young star today. We're not much without him, the big lug.

They fumbled the ball for us, but Babbling saw snakes while after it and was gone. Kibble tripped, Goon tried too hard a dodge, Muscle scored another niggle, and they scored the touchdown instead. Ha! For some reason the green things tried a hand off, but at least they stood up to not giving it over while Thug saw to their Bomba. Some times I despair.

Ours again, Gibbles fouled one off, Ref not happy, sent Wibble too. Rasputin couldn't cover the ball when Bruiser went down, but Tribble stood strong until he kicked the ball to their claw Hero, who scored and then cracked Brutish on our take! Bruiser couldn't reach the blitz, Goon tripped out for the day, and they got the last at the last.

What a rubbish day for the lads. Green things did more work than the big boys, other than Thug getting that kill, and even they couldn't hold their feet half the time. Disgraceful.”