“Goblins. Evil things. Terrible cheaters and known thieves. We'll have our eye on them, but everyone's welcome in the shop here at Casualties R Us, particularly such an infamous bunch.

We received, Ed took a quick one at the returns desk, but they stole the ball off us almost immediately, with a near-suicidal throw into the cage that worked out well. Their big legend pogo took it down the side, and Frozen Shoulder went off for the day trying to drag him down. Ouch. They stalled down near the line, the big one hammering our lads who got close, no luck on the takedown at all. A superstar Troll by the name of Stuntzi tried to tie up Ed, and paid the price for it! Many happy returns, eh. They scored nearly unopposed.

Second half, usual madman out for the day, we got a bomber and fanatic. We kicked deep and the big pogo fumbled the ball, Foot Crushed over the top covered it to make the next one even harder. Foot was knocked over, then diving tackled, but stayed around as the other boys rushed forward. Post Trauma dodged to support and Foot Crushed knocked over the big fella and it was another kill! Scored immediately to add insult to injury and get rid of that fanatic before he got to the trees.

Their ball, they caged, and Leif pounced in, smash! Luckier Break picked up a bit later, then went out, the ball eventually falling to Troubled Elbow, we caged deep and they couldn't get in. Advantage us, no time on the clock! But a riot game them time, and we were short to cover the run. Last gasp? Not to be. Leif grabbed a return, and we ended an epoch for their old squad at their 140th game.

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