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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2015-11-16 21:02:35
TV 2370k Dark Elf
(CR 169.24 Super Star) Jiiiiim
3
Winnings 50000 (-50000)
21000 (1 FAME) Spectators
+1 Fanfactor
Casualties 1/3/0
Human TV 1990k+360k
latulike (CR 175.55 Legend)
2
20000 (-20000) Winnings
Spectators 18000
Fanfactor -1
1/3/0 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Jeremy Axeman VII 20 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 7 7 0
#2 Gavin Tesla Cannons VI 21 0 0 0 1 0 2 1 6 9 0
#3 Walter Crunchfight III 21 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 16 0
#4 Kirsty Warkriminal IV 21 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 9 7 0
#5 Fear-ona Brute Force VI 21 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 3 5 0
#6 George Alagiaaaaargh X 14 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 14 2 0
#7 Beater Sissons VI 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#9 David Doombleby IV 7 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 1 0
#10 Sophearsome Roarwrath III 20 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 11 6 0
#11 John Snow Mercy VI 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#12 Krishnan Gurusome-Murdery VI 14 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 4 4 0
#13 Burnalot Murderham V 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#14 Nasmasha Kaboomsky 16 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 4 4 0
  Total 210 2 0 4 1 24 2 58 61 0

#7 Beater Sissons VI – Smashed Hand (MNG)
#9 David Doombleby IV – Fractured Arm (MNG)
#14 Nasmasha Kaboomsky – Broken Jaw (MNG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8xj-Cr-J8w

[Axeman blasts out the trumpets! Crunchfight kicks in with a sexy bass hook! Sissons is on drums but also eating cake somehow!]

Do you see Reporters beating Gladiators?
Can you face the chainsaw of the champions?
Poor Trevor McChokehold, gets eviscerated
Do you have the blocks and the rocks?

Do you have the guard, the strength, the line to stop them scoring?
Force them to stop stalling
Deep down in bloodbowl
Can you beat Gladiators?

[Impossibly cool guitar solo from Burnalot]

Gotta move like a stunty lizard. Gotta face the bolt of the wizard.
Gotta give your all to win. Two nil down, let the challenge begin.

[EVEN MORE TRUMPETS]

[THIS GUITAR SOLO IS EXCESSIVE]

Can you match the sidestep of the Gladiators?
Do you have the chainpush to free you?
Do you have the luck of a Spiro?
Do you have the power of dice rooolls?

Now it's time to crush, it's push to rush, pull one score back now.
There's no turning back now,
Tournament's on the liiiiine.
Can you beat Gladiators?

Gotta cram that diving tackle.
In his face and hope he crackles
Gotta make him go for it
Snake-eyeing, blitz, grab, run it in

[A crap solo follows]

Can you ever call tails, in overtiiiime?
Can you punch the catcher of the champions?
Go and pick it up now. Can you seal it up now against Gladiators?
Can you run from the Gladiators?
Will you take on the Gladiators?
Will you be the new champion?

Against Gladiaaatooooors
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I'm still shaking after this game, it seemed lost at 0-2 down but with the loss of the wizard, the chainsaw, and a constant barrage of rocks from the crowd onto his key players, we clawed it back. Just. Really enjoyed the game, great opponent.
Inducements: 1 bribe, 1 wizard, Star player Helmut Wulf
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Turret 20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 10 0
#2 Vulcan 21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 11 1
#3 Punch 16 0 1 0 1 0 5 0 8 5 0
#4 Soldier 13 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 2 0
#5 Bouncer 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
#6 Wall 19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#7 Ramsey 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#9 Mitre 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#10 Balista 20 4 0 0 0 0 4 18 16 3 0
#11 Rage 12 0 1 0 1 0 5 0 0 6 0
#13 Hulga 21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 0
#14 Plasma 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 2
#16 Rocket 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 2 0
#90 Helmut Wulf 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
  Total 197 4 0 2 1 19 19 27 57 5

#9 Mitre – Smashed Hand (MNG)
#11 Rage – Serious Concussion (-AV)
#16 Rocket – Groin Strain (MNG)
Oh man this is the greatest Match Comments I've ever heard here over 1000+ matches played :)

Thanks for this. I keep learning tough lessons here, I should have 2db blitzed your DT witch with my ST4 blitzer instead of trying a gfi. :)

Good luck next round!
 
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