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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2015-11-21 05:47:30
CTV 1030k Elven Union
1
Winnings 80k
11000 (1 FAME) Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/1/1
Inducements: 1 bribe
Wood Elf CTV 990k
1
30k Winnings
Spectators 6000
Fanfactor +1
0/0/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bribe
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
#2
-
-
1
-
-
2
11
-
1
8
-
#3
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
-
13
2
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
8
3
-
#5
-
-
1
-
-
2
14
-
-
2
1
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
4
3
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
#10
-
-
-
-
1
5
4
-
5
-
1
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
1
1
TOTALS
1
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2
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1
12
100
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27
24
6
Awesome match in the rain with tons of laughter.



<Jim_Fear> Greetings.
<Pyates16> gday
<Jim_Fear> Best of luck.
<Pyates16> likewise
<Jim_Fear> AWESOME!!!! (Thrown rock kickoff roll kills his thrower)
<Jim_Fear> This is going to be a great match. (Apoth used, MSG)
<Pyates16> yeah this is my current string of luck
<Pyates16> seems as tho people can do it all againest me but i cant do it
<Jim_Fear> HAHAHAHA
<Jim_Fear> This rain is murder. (Failed pick up)
<Jim_Fear> Turns elves into Norse.
<Jim_Fear> Interesting.
<Jim_Fear> Drum Roll....
<Pyates16> FFS
<Jim_Fear> Time to Kill the WarDancer!!!!!!
<Pyates16> go on then
<Pyates16> kill them
<Pyates16> foul them all
<Pyates16> COME ON
<Pyates16> DONT BE A PUSSY
<Jim_Fear> NADA!!!! (WD stunned)
<Pyates16> LOVE GETTING DICED
<Pyates16> come on
<Jim_Fear> Got greedy with those fouls.
<Pyates16> dp it more
<Pyates16> come on
<Jim_Fear> That's what she said.
<Pyates16> thats what your mum said?
<Jim_Fear> I think that's what she said.
<Jim_Fear> I couldn't really understand her.
<Jim_Fear> She was talking with her mouth full.
<Pyates16> doesnt help when her mouth is full
<Jim_Fear> Double Skull (Was about to take an 2d block for a surf)
<Pyates16> no way man your dicing me like f*** you cant lose
<Jim_Fear> It's becuase I'm running this in Client Mode. No way I can lose.
<Pyates16> huh? (Touchdown to close out the first half)
<Jim_Fear> There's the brib I needed. (Kickoff result)
<Jim_Fear> Whoops. (Went for an elf pass play and failed the pick up)
<Jim_Fear> This is where I lost the match last time.
<Jim_Fear> HAHAH
<Jim_Fear> Splat.
<Jim_Fear> Do I try it?
<Jim_Fear> Why not!
<Jim_Fear> Nice!
<Jim_Fear> See?
<Jim_Fear> You're back in this game! (Wood elves even the score)
<Pyates16> not really
<Jim_Fear> All that cying about dice for nothing.
<Jim_Fear> Don't you feel silly now?
<Pyates16> and the next game is gonna be really f****d up
<Pyates16> no i dont
<Pyates16> im fuc*** sick of getting fouled out of spite or no reason at all foul for the postion no for the sake of fouling
<Jim_Fear> I foul becuase you're elves.
<Jim_Fear> I foul becuase we're elves.
<Jim_Fear> I foul here.
<Jim_Fear> I foul there.
<Jim_Fear> I foul everywhere.
<Jim_Fear> This match is still yours.
<Jim_Fear> Relax and enjoy it.
<Jim_Fear> I can't wait to post this entire chat in the post match write up.
<Pyates16> do what ever you want sunsine
<Jim_Fear> That's Princess Sunshine to you.
<Pyates16> my bad
<Pyates16> fouling?
<Jim_Fear> Every turn.
<Jim_Fear> Are you going to keep crying about your luck? (Wood elves in scoring position)
<Pyates16> its only taken 12 turnes 2 si and a death
<Jim_Fear> AV7. All of your players will die.
<Pyates16> yours arent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Jim_Fear> I'm a better coach than you.
<Jim_Fear> I inspire my team.
<Jim_Fear> HHAHAHAHA.
<Jim_Fear> Except when it comes the picking up the ball.(Failed pick up)
<Pyates16> well i would hate for the better coach to suffer a loss
<Jim_Fear> Dude, it's only a game.
<Jim_Fear> I enjoy losing.
<Jim_Fear> Especally when it's pissed you off so badly.
<Jim_Fear> No matter what the score ends up, this match is a victory for me.
<Pyates16> i dont care about winning or losing i just the fact that people feeling fouling is a great part of the game
<Jim_Fear> My favorite part is the sound of your tears on the keyboard.
<Jim_Fear> I love you. (WarDancer double skulls the blitz, as he's carrying the ball, for the winning touchdown. No RR)
<Pyates16> EAD
<Jim_Fear> With mustard.
<Jim_Fear> Balls and all.
<Pyates16> foul then come on oh mr fouler foul foul foul
<Jim_Fear> Awww. (Dropped the pass for the possible win)
<Jim_Fear> Good fame.
<Jim_Fear> I mean game.
<Jim_Fear> I really enjoyed it.
<Pyates16> nice dicing
<Jim_Fear> Maybe you should try Candy Land?
<Jim_Fear> Best of luck with your next match.
<Pyates16> i wont do anything there
<Jim_Fear> </clientmode> (salt in the wound)


________________

Reply to opponent's report:

What you think is irrelevant. I won the match on points(Touchdowns scored + casualties inflicted), crippled your catcher, and ruined your evening. That's winning on three different levels.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
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mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
1
5
13
-
-
8
-
#2
1
-
-
-
-
3
11
-
8
-
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
6
-
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
5
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
3
1
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
2
1
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
4
1
#9
-
1
-
-
-
1
16
5
1
5
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
3
-
TOTALS
1
1
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1
9
88
5
15
30
3

#3 Corin Cloakholder – Damaged Back (NI)
#4 Theo Tosserrosser – Groin Strain (MNG)
#6 Lumax – Dead (RIP)
blah blah blah

I still love the part where he claims the better coach part

oh and the part about where av7 elves die, You don't SAY!!!

I am really over the fouling for the sake of fouling , it doesn't help build the team and if anything I really feel that it lost you the game

 
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