“This was the second meeting between these two storied sides, the first taking place when Aztec was still an emerging star and Bob Berserkling still had blood in his veins. Since then, Aztec now is one of the most legendary orc blitzers in the realm whilst legendary 'fling Bob has been reduced to an obituary.

The 'Saws received, and went about circumventing the center which was being dominated by trees. A foul killed a black orc, which sparked the orcs into gear although they were mainly knocking out their stunty opponents. With Butcha fouled into the knockout box, the early score was made since one turn is more than enough for the legendary 'fling Tom Vampling to score anyway.

The defense really wasn't looking good for the 'Saws, but there was enough presence that a tree failed to break away from its marker to throw Vampling, and Aztec prompty thumped the little guy on the head and took the ball. 1-0 at half time!

After half time, the trees did their job properly and threw Vampling over to score quickly. With a wizard waiting by the sideline, a simple repeat of the move was expected but this time picking up the ball from the fried feet of Aztec. However the agile orc dodged the lightening bolt, and that was the beginning of the end. Coach Chainsaw had ordered goblins to water the pitch at half time, and the trees soon rooted to leave little hope for Coach Kam and his Sammiches. They did their best but it just wasn't enough - the failed tree dodge and the failed wizard proving crucial.”