“What a hideous match for the Slann.
It began on turn one, when College Debt took Tehe-uax. He'd dodged his bill collectors for a long while, but finally, they caught up and broke an arm and a leg.
Then Cancer took down Diplocaulus. There are rumors he's currently in remission, but his game was over.
Finally, Earthfoot was eliminated by his Dysfunctional Family. The familial implosion was costly, and sadly, the froggie catcher was pronounced dead.
My Stressful Job, however, kept on running, and would have made it to Pay Day had the ref not taken pity on the Slann, and called the game. Ah well, I can subsist on Ramen till next Pay Day.
Thanks again for the match. Sorry the dice were so vicious.”
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It began on turn one, when College Debt took Tehe-uax. He'd dodged his bill collectors for a long while, but finally, they caught up and broke an arm and a leg.
Then Cancer took down Diplocaulus. There are rumors he's currently in remission, but his game was over.
Finally, Earthfoot was eliminated by his Dysfunctional Family. The familial implosion was costly, and sadly, the froggie catcher was pronounced dead.
My Stressful Job, however, kept on running, and would have made it to Pay Day had the ref not taken pity on the Slann, and called the game. Ah well, I can subsist on Ramen till next Pay Day.
Thanks again for the match. Sorry the dice were so vicious.”