“The warriors of the wheel meet the Eternal Champions for a game of glory and pain...with the whole cosmic balance on the line!

And blood pours forth!

Vicious chopping, fouling, piling, and tackling ensues keeping the ball between endzones!

But the black winds turn and blow in our direction! The war banner is unfurled and the Runestaffers yield to fists of steel!

But the battle rages on to the end! Only in the final moments is the game won. Hail to Diesel Rage! Thy touchdown brings victory! Upgrade to kick-off return, and consummate thy quarterback duties!

The last seconds sees Manowar crushed into the boo boo box, where he shall stay for a long time...tended by the Fallen Valkyries!

By the way, let it be known that the Hellbound put out an open invitation to all coaches' closest TV team. We invited necros, two clawpomb chaos teams, and a clawphile nurgle team...all silent.

It was the Runestaff Runners that answered the call! A bold and mighty HAIL to humans!”