“The Gnashville Goobers won today, giving them a small glimmer of winning the league. The chances are slim, but possible.

The Narfrokifly received first, but the Goobers' ogres were able to break through the front defenses. With the help of Scrappa Sorehead and an angry mob of snotlings, the Goobers scored their first TD.

The Narfrokifly received again without much time in the first half remaining. They rushed a lone pestigor down the pitch to score a last second touchdown, but the snotlings provided a fragile but effective defense to stall the clock.

The Goobers received the kickoff at the beginning of the second half. The defense of the Narfrokifly was sturdy, but with a cage made of ogres, the Goobers inched it down the field again.

Soon, the Narfrokifly picked up a fumbled ball, but then... threw it somewhere. The Goobers took this opportunity but unfortunately didn't score, because of the stupidity of an ogre.

The Goobers won this match, advancing their score up to 3.

The Narfrokifly lost this match, leaving their score at 0.

The Gnashville Goobers defeated the Narfrokifly on 5/10/16.”