“Quarter-final of the Skaven XFL. A very close game between evenly-matched and similar sides, which went to Overtime. It was a bruising game for both sides as the two heavy blitzers wreaked havoc across the field, several fouls also came their way when they hit the turf but they remained on the pitch to inflict some damage on the gutter runners late on.

The Ruffians were in a good position to score a defensive turnover TD second half following a lightning strike, but the opportunity was snuffed out when sacker Binbag Bert was taken out. The Ramblers looked set to win with a gutter runner speeding towards the endzone down one wing. However he was just in range of Ruffians' Thrower Chuck Longbomb, who managed to dodge and sprint to bring him down with a gutter-runner assist, and send the ball into the crowd. The Ruffians' good luck then continued when they won the coin toss, and just about managed to score with Stinky Pebbledash before the Ramblers' Ag 5 ball sacker could move in. Extremely close, under normal circumstances a draw would have been fair - a very good game and the Ruffians can count themselves fortunate to progress.”