“A match between the Maulers and Lords has seen 2 elfs pronounced dead, another crippled (Although if the apothecary had his way we predict it would have been three dead), and an astonishing last second TD at the end of the first half. Surely this will live on to be remembered as one of the Maulers most famous games. Unfortunately, even with that they were unable to stand up to the Elves, and suffered a 1-2 defeat.

After the match, Sawtoof, the chainsaw operator responsible for one of the deaths and the niggling injury was stopped by our sideline reporters for a comment. "Well yesee, wez wuz gonna zog the lot of em, but da boss didn't have enuff in money for da refz, so me and ol' Faithful ere had ta take a seat early. Also Internet Kraken is a runt!"

Surely his comment can only mean one thing, the Reddit Redux's premier fouler is about to see his record smashed by the goblins this season. Woe to all.

Back to you Jim.”