“No idea how to play against Ogres beyond hoping they all fail bone head on the same turn. (No idea how to play Ogres, either, as my own team currently luxuriates in a TV of 720, which makes it very hard to get games.) Well, had an elf stretchered off with the very first block the Ogres threw, which sort of set the tone, and the only reason numbers stayed remotely even was because the opposition systematically fouled and the referee (thank god) systematically sent them off.

I could see this heading for a 2-1 win for the Ogres from very early on in the second half, but by some bizarre probabilistic fluke I managed an interception, and all I needed to do was bung the thing down the field and a 2-2 draw would be on the cards. But not to be, and probably quite right too. Hey ho, nobody died...”