“For this match there was much at stake: The winner would lead the League One table. This advertisement was seen prior to the match: "Ape on ape. Monkey on monkey. The biggest, meanest, baddest and bloodiest of all matches. With free bananas in the stadium for all who dare to watch!"

PSG started on offense. The first few turns were horrible, horrible from a Blijdorp point of view. We still don't know exactly what happened, but 7 blocks and 1 foul later, already 2 Blijdorp gorillas, one urangutan, one bonobo and one chimpanzee left the pitch. Heavily outnumbered, the remaining Blijdorp players couldn't stand a chance. The remainder of the drive one more bonobo got killed and Blijdorp ended the drive with 0-1 behind and 7 players out...

2nd half Blijdorp somehow managed to still field 9 apes and the outnumbering was less severe. Gabor Babos rushed forward to receive a pass from urangutan Pierre van Hooijdonk. But he got caught by Sebastian Mongin who badly hurted him off the pitch. To make things worse PSG Silverback Bruno Martini knocked out Blijdorp Silverback Bokito. Again heavily outnumbered and without chance of a quick score anymore, Blijdorp decided to camp at the sideline and try to grab and frenzy push some PSG monkeys off the pitch. This worked reasonably well when Ove Kindvall chainpushed PSG chimp Samuel Honrubia in the crowd whilst simultaneously knocking out gorilla Patrick Cazal. But alas, the short moment of hope quickly vanished when Graziano Pelle failed his block on PSG bonobo Uwe Gensheimer leaving Blijdorp ball carrier Pierre van Hooijdonk exposed near the sideline. PSG Bonobo Sebastian Mongin managed to push the Blijdorp ball carrier in the crowd. PSG Chimpanzee Jackson Richardson picked up the ball and handed it over to fresh PSG gorilla recruit Sander Sagosen. He slowly walked into the endzone in turn 8, not further threatened by any Blijdorp player. 0-2!

The advertisement proved to be true this time. It was the biggest, meanest, baddest and bloodiest of all matches. But unfortunately the blood was mainly spilled on Blijdorp side and we did not stand a chance to our fellow apes. PSG now proudly leads the league one table with 13 points in 6 matches and is making all banana lovers proud. Will PSG keep the 1 point distance to Tsv 1860 München in the next few matches...?”