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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2017-02-18 14:47:52
TV 1920k Chaos Dwarf
2
Winnings 40k (-20000)
25000 (2 FAME) Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 3/0/0
Inducements:
Amazon TV 1720k+200k
1
30k Winnings
Spectators 12000
Fanfactor -1
1/0/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 wizard, 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
 
 
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comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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22
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2
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#2
2
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6
22
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43
2
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#3
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1
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2
22
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9
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#4
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22
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2
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#5
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1
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2
22
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6
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#6
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22
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6
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#7
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1
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2
22
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6
-
#8
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22
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8
-
#10
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1
5
8
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1
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#11
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8
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1
3
#12
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22
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4
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#14
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5
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1
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#15
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5
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1
TOTALS
2
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3
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1
17
224
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43
48
4
What a game!!!


People might think, this would be really one sided. But I don't really believe it was. The Zons kept up the space. The KOs came back. They even started playing really well without rerolls. The C-Dorves had a hard time trying to make gaps in the defence, so they could rush for a TD.

Won the coin toss first half. Tried to spread out a bit, afraid from the crazy wizard + AG4 crossdresser. That was the biggest fear... just a good *ZAP* and zons picking up the ball and passing it away... could be hard to come back from that. C-Dorves are better in defence (IMO) and the Ball cariers are insane as long as they hold the ball and not loose it at any point.

C-Dorves started hitting... "Knarf", made the first CAS. He hates everything... and all those players standing next to him... makes him so so so angrrry!. The CD played it very conservatively. Not making any risky moves... trying to slowly advance to the endzone. Zons stayed in formation. was a bit of a classic wait and punch game. But things went okayish for both players. Turn 5 first half... the dorves finally found a hole... and rushed trough it. By then the Zons only suffered 1 CAS and one KO.

Gandalf woke up... he tried to blast 3 guys with a Fireball. Hitting 2 out of 3. Good Wizard! but not good enough, cause the legendary bull centaur was still towering over the fallen teammates. 2 guys down... made us so angrrry. But it could have been worst. We hate worst!

C-Dorves kept bashing... Amazons kept defending. Only 2 amazons left the game so far. RRRRRAGE! Dorves hated it... they said "you sturdy zons are doing good"... The swedish crossdressers replied: "2 out is enough", when the *crunch* sound got in.

Crossdresser: "3 out is enough"
*crunch*
Crossdresser: "4 out is really enough"
*crunch*
Crossdresser: "Okay... you can stop now"

Things were under control for the folowers of Hashut!... Last turn. I should just score... nothing more. But us angry dworves have rerolls left. Rerolls left! We hate it! The half is over... why do we have rerolls left! Makes us soooo angry! So we decided to blitz a blitzer with a 3D. She looked so... AARG!!! We still don't know if she is a she!!!! Crossdressers!!!! So confusing…. GRRRRR!

Then it hapend... Some dorf decided to dodge (MISCLICK... my heart literally skipped a few beats). REROLL... PFEW, dorf stays on his feet. Swedish guy calls us a show off... But we didn't want to be :o( AAARG, the hate! Good reroll, glad you were there. That would have been an awfull way to loose my drive. We would have hated that! GRRRR but it didn't made us to angry. TOUCHDOWN!!!

Last turn first half wasn't to excited... no riot or blitz or anything that could have helped the zons or dorves.... so lets get on to the next half.

Zons played really well. Dorves kept hitting. All the KOs, they joined the party during half time. Didn't even need a bloodweiser beeb! So the zons were still sturdy and sober. SOBER! AARRGGH Why have bloodweiser babe if you want to be sober! SOOO ANGRRRRYYYY!!!! MAKES NO SENSE! GRRRR!

Zons played really smarty! We tried to keep in position... but at some point "TommySteele" made us choose!... One party of zons went to one side... making ready for a drive up the field. Other party was staying all cool and nice waiting for a receiver to run in for the TD. Why Tommy! Why made the dwarves choose! We don’t know what party is best! Did we even get an invitation? ... We like all the bits together so we can have fun with them! But splitting up!!!! We hated it! Didn't know what to do... Have to split up low movement stuff all the ways! GRRRR so we made some risky choices, making tsee zons throw dice! But it didn't matter.

Catcher got free (easily)... tosser made the pass, knowing it was clobbering time if she didn’t make the pass!. Catcher caught ball. 2x GFI... TOUCHDOWN! ANGERRR!!!! Great play. Really enjoyable. We Hate it!

Dorves have the drive! Back to plan A... drilling holes in defense. Both teams still have reserves left. Armour kept up with the game... it's tense.

We tried to put STAND FIRM on key positions... hoping to breach the defense. BUT! The amazons! They didn't care about tackle. They just stayed up... and if they didn't, the bodies were just lieing in the way. Sometimes even breaking dorf armour. What a game. Zons had no reroll left... so us dorves had a crazy plan. Zons will hate it! will make them so angry!.

1. Punch a hole (plan failed on Both down results... SOOO ANGRY!)
2. Put everything in Tackle so tsee zons had to roll 3+
3. Run as far as I can... and hope ST5 Blodge would stay up!

We only failed action 1.... Last turn second half... it was looking strange for the zons. They hated it! But Hashut loves hate... He said: "lets help the zons too! will make my folowers so angrrrry!" ... Damn you Hashut! You are right. The zons... they dodged... got a 2D on the ball carier... he goes down! NOOOOOS. Still a small chance left... Needs some pushes + Pick up + 3x GFI ... 2 rerolls left... Let's do it.

Both/down , Skull, POW ... NOOOO THAT's Not It!
Reroll:
Both/down , Skull , Both/Down ... O_o

Hashut! Why! I know, you love it... making me so angry... AARGH overtime! 1 Reroll left... zons no reroll left. We are at the mercy of the coin toss. Why!!! Why I do this to me!... Makes me soooo angrrrry!

Which we won! ... makes one hell of a serious diffrence. And both parties had a full team. Amazons hate it! Things are good! And Angrrrryy! Here we go again!

Zons made a great effort! The game was a real nail biter. Somewhere in the end they got their double skulls... And we could steal a lot of yards. Zons said GG... only thing that could stop us was snakes or skulls... Rerolls were gone. We made the touchdown!!! Crowd goes BOOOH, ... they hated it! Just like Hashut has meant it to be! ... WHAT A GAME, WHAT A NAILBITER.

Coin toss in overtime helped us out to much for the zons to handle. But I think as a spectator (even tough we must have F*cked up somewhere, it must have been really enjoyable). I think us Dorves made the mistake of not going for the party where the catcher was. The Tosser still needed to move a lot of yards to get a TD in. Us dorves made the wrong decisions, we learned from it… but it makes us angry… Why make wrong decision! GRRRR Need to do better next time!

Great game Tommy! I think when you saw the CDs you weren’t happy... but admit it... your zons did really great! But overtime (with coin toss) is always bad for the person that looses it. I wish your zons loads of fun and luck in the next one! I'm pretty sure you'll hate it! It will make all of us so angrrrrry!

For the Specs… I think this was a great game to watch. Not one sided… I guess both of us made some mistakes here and there. But the zons armour was good… It wasn’t one sided. Zons did the dodge roll they needed to do without rerolls. Dorves pretty much did what they needed to do. There werent a lot of failures… which made the game quite impressive. And after 16 turns on the clock, both teams went into overtime with a full 11 players. None of us really lost our key players either. They were still there! Making both of us so angrrrryy!!! What a glorious hatefull game!

We staying in Khemri a bit longer! GRRRR more sand! In my shoeeee!!!! And on our silly hats! Why all the sand! Gets in our beard! … so dry…


Have a great weekend!



Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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1
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2
17
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12
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#2
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19
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4
-
#3
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20
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10
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#4
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21
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7
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#5
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21
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2
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#6
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15
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1
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#7
1
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3
18
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8
2
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#9
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5
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#10
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1
5
21
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6
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#11
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2
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2
21
9
4
2
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#12
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21
-1
1
6
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#15
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2
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TOTALS
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2
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1
12
201
8
13
52
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Haters gonna hate... and I truly hate the hating haters.

Good luck in the tourney!

edit: haha, i love your report! Yes, coin toss i s a coin toss but i dont think i couldnt have kept it up for much longer. Fair win and thats what I hate the most ;)
 
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