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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2017-04-10 03:42:09
TV 1680k Orc
(CR 157.84 Super Star) Jim_Fear
2
Winnings 50000
16000 (1 FAME) Spectators
+1 Fanfactor
Casualties 0/1/1
Elven Union TV 1590k+150k
idmnotm (CR 153.77 Super Star)
1
20000 Winnings
Spectators 12000
Fanfactor -1
2/0/0 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Whisk 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 5 1
#2 Plate 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
#3 Napkin 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
#4 Glass 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#5 Mug 15 0 2 0 0 0 6 0 28 5 0
#6 Fork 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
#7 Mallet 15 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 7 0
#8 Melon Baller 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
#9 Garlic Press 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#10 Cutting Board 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
#11 Tablespoon 15 0 0 0 2 0 4 0 0 8 0
#13 Spatula 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
  Total 164 0 0 2 1 15 0 29 46 3
Come hear the tale about the grandest of elves,
An elf who did more than just make a name for himself,
Becoming a blitzing nightmare with records that will last,
His muscles were quite thick, his name: McRunfast.

This elf did work hard, and his arms began to grow,
He also honed his skill, developing a mighty blow,
It wasn't too long until others began fearing his name,
Watching as he amassed four casualties within a single game.

He was gifted with brawn, with grace, and agility,
Even while hampered with some staggering injuries,
McRunfast always shouldered his fair share of the toil,
As he ground his opponents into the blood-soaked soil.

Until one fateful day against a vile orc team,
The air was pierced by McRunfast's final scream,
An orcish lineman had finally put the blitzer in his grave,
The apothecary was called up, but there wasn't enough of McRunfast to save.

Somewhere there is joy, and somewhere there is laughter,
But here there are only tears, and the dreams of hereafter,
For today they bury a jersey, little more than tattered remains,
Which once belonged to a legendary blitzer, McRunfast was his name.
Inducements: 1 wandering apothecary, Card Gromskull's Exploding Runes
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Jeff Jimerson III 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#2 Rip Steakface 9 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 2 0
#3 Polanco 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
#4 Jack Bandit 15 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 7 3 0
#5 Jorder Mercy 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#7 Julio Handthrow 15 1 0 0 1 0 3 3 4 4 0
#8 Thick McRunfast 8 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 7 0
#15 Deadman DJ 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#17 Martin Truebrook 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#18 Xavier Bluerock 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#19 Ian Weaktree 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
  Total 133 1 0 2 1 13 3 11 25 0

#2 Rip Steakface – Groin Strain (MNG)
#8 Thick McRunfast – Dead (RIP)
 
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